1. Prepare yourself mentally. Unsuspecting spicy is the WORST surprise. (Why do you think that gum from the trick shop is so funny?)
2. Keep an extinguisher nearby: milk, rice, really cold water. Do NOT use beer, coke, or ANYTHING carbonated. Your mouth will explode like a firecracker.
3. Don't let it touch your lips. Your lips have tons of nerve endings and will feel every bit of spiciness. You may say "Who cares? " But why would you want your lips to burn if they don't have to? Burning lips will not make your kisses any hotter.
4. Swallow as fast as possible. You want to get that spicy stuff out of your mouth as soon as you can!
~CONGRATULATIONS! You are now ready to tackle something spicy. Go forth and EAT!~
~Melissadaptable
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